Nearly at 900 likes athttps://www.facebook.com/ZachGarry!
Go give it a like and let’s bump up those numbers.
Why are shorts called shorts but pants arent called longsshe wears short shorts I wear long longs
she’s cheer cheerer and i’m on the sit sits
R.I.P. MSN, the only messenger that allowed me to send a giant unavoidable popup of a pig shaking his ass to funky techno music to my conversational partner if they were ignoring me
Anonymous said: you're so fucking cute and smart and funny I hope you know that because I fear that often people as wonderful as you don't realize how wonderful they are..
sometimes it’s super nice to hear things like that. thank you ✌️
- Zach Garry: Hello humans
- Me: Hello Zach...
- I respect my computer enough to have a conversation with it
Everyone who suffers from social anxiety needs a friend who will
- help them order food when it’s too scary
- walk with them through crowded places
- help them laugh it off when they make a mistake
- not get tired of answering “no, you’re not annoying, silly goose! You’re adorable and I love you” no matter how many times it’s needed
and if you’re that friend, bless u for being fab <3